Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.