Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.