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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.