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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up