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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.