What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind