What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.