What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.