What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!