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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!