What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.