What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful