What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!