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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.