How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

How was my soup?

Souperb.

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.