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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

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How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.