Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Add 24 carrots
You add 24 carrots.
Souperb.
Won-ton soup.
He had his soup before it was cool.
The plot thickens!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
You add 24 carats!
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
Rabbit Soup
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
One with plenty of body in it.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Yum Yum.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Because it ran out of cluck!
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Soup
Soviet Onions.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
You can roast beef.
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Grave-y gravy
Because they're too cornea.
Pokemon Go!
The foxtrot!
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Kim Jong Un.
Princess Arielephant
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
