Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Add 24 carrots
You add 24 carrots.
Souperb.
Won-ton soup.
He had his soup before it was cool.
The plot thickens!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
You add 24 carats!
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
Rabbit Soup
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
One with plenty of body in it.
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Yum Yum.
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Because it ran out of cluck!
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
Soup
Soviet Onions.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Chickpeas
Inflate it.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Because he is a Supperhero.
One ton soup.
Wonton soup!
Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
I don't know, I've never tri
The leash goes slack...
With scare spray.
Honeycombs!
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
They only have one Tinkie-Winkie
