What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!