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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus