What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!