How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!