Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
A mist conception.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
He drops the base!
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.
Michael Jackson
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY
Because he couldn't find a date!