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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)