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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it?

A dumbell

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY