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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.