Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.