Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!