Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.