Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.