Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.