Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.