Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why did Lily fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died