Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.