Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Previous Random Joke Next
Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Lily Jokes More Lily Jokes

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.