Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why did Lily fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.