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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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The Elfabet!

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Why did the belt go to jail?

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

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So you'll never know which side he's on.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there Not Lily.