Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died