Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.