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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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They 'loin' fast!

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Annette!

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.