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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.