Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Annette.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.