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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".