Because chicken came to his side.
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Chicken sees a salad.
The coming of the lord
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
There was a fork in the road.
Hit the road, Jack.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
To see the chicken strip!!!
That's a missed-steak
Saladdin.