Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.