Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.