Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.