Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!