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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

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Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.