Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.