Sorry, I just needed to vent
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
A frog in a blender
Because its head is so far away from its body.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Because it is next to the AC
