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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry