How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher