How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.