How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.