How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.