Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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She kept running away from the ball.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13