A hot diggity dog.
Dug
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Stopping it with a shovel.
Can we just bury this?
Hand her a shovel
Give her a shovel!
Give her a shovel.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
Doug
Give her a shovel...
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Where is my shovel
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Because his daddy was a mummy
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
An oncologist.
A Ducktor.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Fore.
A Wienerschnitzel.
They like to get a long little doggie.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Because it had ten tickles
Executed.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
They've got no sole.
Benjamin the blues!
Chasing parked cars.
X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
