A hot diggity dog.
Dug
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Stopping it with a shovel.
Can we just bury this?
Hand her a shovel
Give her a shovel!
Give her a shovel.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
Doug
Give her a shovel...
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
Where is my shovel
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
Ma'am, that's a Shovel.
Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
Olive Oil is a virgin
A cherry float.
Bricks get laid.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
When the power goes off.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Rick O'Shea.
Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.
Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.
A last name
A new last name!
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)