Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Listening.

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Ghost avocado.

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Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

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Prime mates

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!