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Booty Jokes

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Small Chest Jokes More Small Chest Jokes

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief