Booty Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Proctologist Jokes More Proctologist Jokes

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.