Booty Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Thanks for the gold!

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He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.

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Beanstalking.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

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How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

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He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

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