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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Restrain Order Jokes More Restrain Order Jokes

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Small Chest Jokes More Small Chest Jokes