Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.