Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine