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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk