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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant?

Long John silvers

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood