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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.