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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What Does Every Pirate Hate?

A small chest with no booty.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.