Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother