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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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Why are blondes like corn flakes?

Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

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