If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
No phone numbers.
Write it down.
Don't get smart with me.
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.
Because he doesn't exist.
Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
A runny bunny.