How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.