If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
Russell.
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
Depends.
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
His Ex-Wife.
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Brownian Motion
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.