How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers