What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.