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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do you call a Mexican fighter pilot?

Air Force Juan.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients