What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

How is Snow White?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.