To get away from the Turkey coop.
To screw in the lightbulb.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Ell if I know.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
A coup.
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
Because he didn't truss it.
