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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!