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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".