Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.