Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".