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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that