Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.