Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Suture self!

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She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Can someone get me some dry socks

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.