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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.