Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl?

Hey, wanna hang?

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.