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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

You can't!

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.