What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...