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What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.