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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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Which is the most courteous State in the US?

Conetiquette

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.