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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.