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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.