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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

State Jokes More State Jokes

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Alert Jokes More Alert Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.