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Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

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Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.