Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

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Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.