What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools