What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'