What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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