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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.