What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

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They are both interesting to watch.

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!