What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.