What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.