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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.