Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.