Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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Viva Aspana!

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Give me one more chants!

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A small medium at large.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Satisfying.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.