Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.