Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!