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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.