All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
The attorney charges more.
A law suit.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
