Attorney Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.