Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal.

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What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.