Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

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What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?