Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.