Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.