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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.