Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.