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What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!