What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!