What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!