What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.