What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.