What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.