What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --