What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.