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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.