What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.