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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.