What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.