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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.