What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.