What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.