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What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

New Dog Jokes More New Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.