What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!