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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.