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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.