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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision