Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.