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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.