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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.