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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.