Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.