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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.