Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Apple Watch Jokes More Apple Watch Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.