A pair.
He couldn't grow a pear
Pears.
Pear pressure.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Pears
Man, go away!
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Hold a bingo!!
Mr. President.
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
I herd.
Wonton endangerment.
The balls are just for decoration.
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Boo bees
Can't Produce Anything
Because they're always under pressure!
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Don't worry, they will tell you.
