A pair.
He couldn't grow a pear
Pears.
Pear pressure.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Pears
Man, go away!
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
They always take things literally.
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Nice pits.
Peach.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
I'll be goddamned.
Well I'll be damned!
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
Because it's the first date.
The 45th President of the United States of America.
It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
To the retail store!
He was heading west.
