Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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