Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Because he stays low key

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key