Pear Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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