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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.