What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only