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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Can I push your stool in?

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**