Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence