Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**