Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy