Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy