Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Ford Jokes More Ford Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.