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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

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How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

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What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy