On a quantum level, there is no difference.
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
I'm not coming into work today
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!
Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it
Red paint
He wanted cold cuts.
