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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.