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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.