What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.