What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.