What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.