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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's the opposite of funny?

Jay Leno

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.