What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."