What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.