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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."