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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend