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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."