Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable