BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
It's just what we tend to do
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Barium disodium
Because they hang around in bunches.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
Virgin Mobile
What is a pirate's favourite letter
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
It's too common
Gamble in British currency.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
They Cantaeloped!
Just peachy.
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Because they have their own scales!
