What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get