What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief