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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

Because they're high rollers