Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna