Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.