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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.