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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.