Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!