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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

Uh.. I don't remember..

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.