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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.