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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get