What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!

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What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.