What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.