What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.