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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.