Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!