Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What do me and my fridge have in common?

Were both empty inside and weigh a tonne

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus